gapingfurnace:
napoleon bonaparte

more like napoleon BORN2PARTY

(via anglophil)
- period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
- period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
- period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
- period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
- period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
- period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
- period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
- period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
- period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
- period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
- period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
- period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
- period: Yell at a puppy.
- period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.

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minishadow:
Just wanted to post this separately. ♥
I can’t get over these two. Help.
(via suitsandstopwatches)

i t ’ s g o t t e n s o b a d .
(Source: padanose, via fuckyeahlucifersupernatural)
"He’s like a brother and I love him … We understand each other, even if we look at each other in silence. He sweats a lot and I’m like a mother worried he’ll get sick so I wipe his sweat with a towel I carry around on set. He also eats a lot and usually they close the food area during certain times of the day and sometimes I have my leftovers and I give it to him. I have his back like he has mine. I just wish he was shorter." —
Jensen Ackles on how he would explain Jared (JIB, 2012)

(Source: twitlonger.com, via chaucolai)
time to take a big breath, listen to some happy music and get over myself.
yes i feel fat. but i’m not. i have fat on my body but that doesn’t make me fat.
i will wear those amazing lace lights today, and not just because i’ve already told rob i’d wear them. i’m wearing them because they look good and if my brain says otherwise it’s lying.
yes.